I'm now brookensx
nipps19:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

This is great. At work havin a giggle, while on the loo. Just sayinh

nipps19:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

This is great. At work havin a giggle, while on the loo. Just sayinh

josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

How to scare your wife by Ellen DeGeneres
hazzaqt:

Can’t believe Zayn’s leaving 1D :/

hazzaqt:

Can’t believe Zayn’s leaving 1D :/

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

jussttom:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

*sweats nervously* Obama


shit

how the fuck do you remember your username

jussttom:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

*sweats nervously* Obama

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shit

how the fuck do you remember your username

littlebitgeeky:

ibarfedinyoururn:

kroptorss:

I was looking at this book with stuff about every religion and

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what have we done

we did it guys.

we actually did it.

now I can tell people I am religious

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.